Oh, Miley. You had us in your corner. We felt scared and sorry for you when that crazy creeper was in your yard with his ridiculous plastic heart and claims of wedded bliss. But we can’t pity you if you’re going to go all LL Cool J on us and start shoving around everyone who invades your space.
A dude hopped over the fence around Miley Cyrus' California home on Friday night, and when police found him hiding in the bushes, he told them she was his wife. She wasn't home at the time, but she's understandably spooked enough that she's thinking about movin' on up to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky.