Kim Kardashian has said that boyfriend Kanye West is her perfect match in every way, which means they would already be headed down the aisle if she wasn't already married to the same dude she said that about a year ago.
But she wasn't kidding about that whole "perfect match" thing -- seems someone is shopping around a Yeezy sex tape.
Last we checked, Kris Jenner, mother of all that is unholy, doesn't have the initials "M.D." after her name. So we're not sure why the hell she was injecting spawn Kim Kardashian with anything, let alone with hormones that will cause eggs to fall from her daughter's ovaries like so much acid raid.
What we do know is that Jenner stabbed Kim in the finger with a hypodermic needle, clearly missing her intended mark, which for some reason they both found freakin' hilarious.
Kim Kardashian's much-ballyhooed wedding to reality-show roadkill Kris Humphries earned her millions, but after filing for divorce just 72 days later, she became one of the most reviled women in America.
But lest you think she's the vacuous money-grubbing famewhore she is, you'll sleep easier tonight knowing she's learned a lot of valuable life lessons since broadcasting her nuptials in a three-hour extravaganza, even going so far as to say her made-for-TV union was comparable to getting a cancer diagnosis because it made her focus on the important things in life.
Well, here's one for the EWWWW Files: While Kanye West has made it clear he's had a thing for girlfriend Kim Kardashian for a long time, sources say he even used play her infamous sex tape during his liaisons with other women.
Stories surfaced last week saying that when Jay-Z and Kanye West performed together at an event in Philadelphia, Jay's wife Beyonce was none too thrilled to have Kanye's ladylove Kim Kardashian around, and even called her out for being the spotlight hog she is.
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