In the biggest surprise since learning Santa Claus just might be mythical, chick-beater and member of the He-Man Woman Hater's Club Chris Brown failed a drug test -- a violation of his probation that could land him in the slammer.
But if that happens, it seems Rihanna would likely be among the list of people visiting him behind an inch of glass on Sundays.
Slap women around and watch your CDs get similar treatment.
Copies of Chris Brown's 'Fortune' record, which recently debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard charts, were slapped with an advisory sticker of a different sort at London HMV stores: The records were affixed with warning labels not for the foul language or questionable content, but because of the singer's murky, girlfriend-beating past.
It must be hard to be Chris Brown's girlfriend, what with his hard-partying ways and the need to keep a stack of restraining orders at the ready. Aspiring model Karrueche Tran has made a go of it anyway -- but she was none too pleased to see her man and his ex Rihanna making physical contact of the non-911-variety at the VMAs last week.
It's rather ironic that MTV continues to host the Video Music Awards, seeing as how the channel is less "video" and more "crappy faux reality shows" these days. The network broadcast its annual VMAs on Thursday night anyway -- but it was what wasn't shown on-air that had everyone buzzing.