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Kesha Is Too Special to Have Sex With Mere Mortals

Ke$ha likes to do it with ghosts.
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An old saying just got a new update: From now on we can all say, “I’ve died and gone to Kesha,” because apparently the pop star does, you know, “stuff” with ghosts. Sexy stuff.

No, really. That’s what she said. And we totally believe her.

We’ve always looked to Kesha for guidance in many ways (how else would we know where to pee?), and since she’s now had an awakening of sorts after going on a “spirit journey” without security guards OR a manager, we have more reasons than ever to point our Ouijas to her.

She told Ryan Seacrest that she’s been on “this crazy spirit quest” and her new album is all about experiences she’s had with the supernatural.

“But in a sexy way,” she clarified, telling Ryan that the track ‘Supernatural’ was inspired by paranormal “activity.”

According to the singer, “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.” (Which means that somewhere out there is a ghost with the very mortal problem of wondering what the hell will wash off all that glitter.)

In addition, she told Seacrest she that she “went around the world and lived on a boat” and “was in Africa rehabilitating lions,” which we also totally believe.

What we don’t believe is what bad taste ghosts must have. Aren’t we supposed to get wiser in the great beyond?

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