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15 Celeb Prom Pictures Worse Than Yours

Recently, there was a rash of celebrities-accepting-prom-dates activity. Sure, it’s easy to go to prom and look spiffy when you’re a grown-up and have a stylist at your disposal — but what did celebrities look like at their own proms?

Kind of embarrassing, actually. Not as embarrassing as old pics of us at prom, but hey, we're not rich or famous. And since we're a little bitter about that, we're gonna point and laugh at some celebrities' dance photos instead.

 

Courteney Cox

 

 
That’s a mighty big corsage there, Miss Cox. And who told you a button-up jumper dress with a turtleneck was proper prom attire? Where’s a celebrity stylist when you need him?

 
Courteney Cox went with a casual prom dress and a giant corsage

Mike Coppola, Getty Images

Faith Hill

 

 
Hold on, Courteney — it looks like Faith Hill just lapped you in the giant corsage race. Of course, you’ll be the winner by default after she’s been eaten by hers. Let's just hope it eats her date's pencil thin 'stache first.

 
Faith Hill was attacked by a corsage at her prom

Christopher Polk, Getty Images

Jennifer Aniston

 

 
Not to be outdone by her ‘Friends’ costar, Jennifer Aniston makes us all glad we waited a few years to copy her hairstyle. Thank goodness “The Rachel” came much later and at the hands of a professional.

 
Jennifer Aniston's hair should have stayed home from the prom

Christopher Polk, Getty Images

Will Farrell

 

 
Being a tiara-wearing dude either screams “I'm gonna be a rich, successful comedian someday!” or “I'm gonna be that 40-year-old loser who still works at a gas station someday!” Fortunately for Will, it was the former.

 
Will Farrell cut his hair for prom and then never again

Jason Merritt, Getty Images

Christina Aguilera

 

 
In the prom coup of the century, Christina Aguilera had a wicked threesome with the geekiest guy in school, proving she was 'Dirrty' even back then.

 
Christina Aguilera turned prom into a wicked three-way

Frederick M. Brown, Getty Images

Lady Gaga

 

 
Speaking of pop icons, Lady Gaga is probably aghast that this photo got out, because at her prom she actually looked … well, normal. Quelle horreur!

 
Lady Gaga looked unrecognizably normal at her prom

Rob Kim, Getty Images

Taylor Lautner

 

 
Taylor Lautner's hair was well-primed for 'Twilight' werewolf stardom even in its younger days. Prom night must have had a full moon that year.

 
Taylor Lautner has always been a wolf

Michael Buckner, Getty Images

Lizzy Caplan

 

 
For a girl famous for her role in 'Mean Girls,' Lizzy Caplan gave a lot of chicks at her high school good reason to mock her on prom night.

 
Lizzy Caplan's prom theme was "inexplicable."

Stephen Lovekin, Getty Images

Derek Jeter

 

 
Baseball star and frequent celebrity boy-toy Derek Jeter is a tall-but-not-that-tall 6 feet 3 inches, so his date is clearly part of the Lollipop Guild.

 
Derek Jeter waited too long and all the tall girls were taken

Michael Loccisano, Getty Images

Verne Troyer

 

 
Erm, sorry about that Lollipop Guild crack, Verne. We just hope you weren't bothered by the fact that your date’s flowers were taller than you are. Did you at least have the presence of mind to sneak in under her dress so you could get in for free?

 
Verne Troyer snuck into prom under his date's dress

Victor Decolongon, Getty Images

Meg Ryan

 

 
Wait, this can't be Meg Ryan's prom photo. That's not Tom Hanks. WHO IS THIS IMPOSTOR.

 
Meg Ryan at prom with an obvious impostor

Slaven Vlasic, Getty Images

Angela Bassett

 

 
We were going to shout “’fro contest!” but she still looks like she could kick our asses, so we’ll just say “rockin’ dress, Angie” and leave it at that.

 

Jason Merritt, Getty Images

Katie Couric

 

 
Her perpetual thousand-watt smile seems to have ruined the photo. And it would be nice if she'd start, you know, aging one of these days.

 
It looks like Katie Couric went to her prom last week

Paul Marotta, Getty Images

Sarah Palin

 

 
Forget the wicker-overload just a moment (it’s hard, we know) and ponder whether she shot her prom date from a helicopter after the evening was over.

 
Sarah Palin probably shot her prom date from a helicopter afterwards

Mark Wilson, Getty Images

Michelle Obama

 

 
The laws of equal time dictate the inclusion of this pic. And again with the wicker (prom photographers must get a volume discount). You’ve come a long way to become a style icon, madam First Lady. A very long way.

 
Michelle Obama was not likely known as a style icon in her school after wearing that dress

Alex Wong, Getty Images

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