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Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Memoir Proves He’s an Even Bigger Tool Than We Thought

Arnold Schwarzenegger tells way too much in his new book about him.
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We know one person who's probably very happy Arnold Schwarzenegger won't be baahck: that saint of a woman known as Maria Shriver.

In his new tell-too-much autobiography, Schwarzenegger describes how he set a new bar for douchebag husbands the world over by doing little things like keeping secrets and having affairs and, you know, impregnating the help. And now we all get to hear about it, whether we want to or not.

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Parenting Skills Are Way Better Than Yours

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Gwyneth Paltrow, everyone's least favorite WASP and PEOPLE's Best Dressed Woman in the World, never fails to live up to her global (read: snooty) reputation.

This time around, she's revealed that her children Apple, 8, and Moses, 6, are only allowed to watch television in languages other than English. Because she's a better mother than you.

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Rupert Everett Doesn’t Think Anyone Should Have Kids, Especially the Gays

Rupert Everett won't be having your gay-raised baby with you.
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We bet you've spent hours with your friends discussing Rupert Everett's views on gay parenting, which he's once again made perfectly clear like the little Benedict Arnold he is.

Oh, you don't know who Rupert Everett is? That's okay. Most people don't these days, which means the only way he can get press is by running his mouth when he should really keep it shut.

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